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Digital Detox Influencer: a free game about wellness hypocrisy

Sell a "100% offline" retreat by posting about it all day. Watch the hypocrisy meter climb.

What is Digital Detox Influencer?

You are @calm.with.juno, selling a “100% offline” retreat. Plan the day slot by slot: a truly offline activity, a piece of content, or a sponsored plug. Followers love the content; the hypocrisy meter loves it more. End the day under the line.

Digital Detox Influencer is a free satire game. You're @calm.with.juno and you sell a “100% offline” retreat.

For every slot of the day, choose a truly offline activity, a piece of content or a sponsored plug. Followers love the content. The hypocrisy meter loves it more.

At a glance

Category
Social Engineering
Difficulty
Easy
Play time
2–4 min
Price
Free, in your browser, sign-up optional

How to play

Plan
Pick one activity per slot.
Meters
Content and sponsors bring followers and hypocrisy; offline moments lower it.
Win
Finish with the hypocrisy meter under the line.
Three levels
Beginner, Intermediate or Expert, picked before you play: the content and the clock change, and each level keeps its own best score.
Satire
Satire with a lesson: every name, brand and platform is made up, and every run ends on how to spot the trick.

Scoring

120 per offline moment, 30 per post or plug; win with the hypocrisy meter under the line.

Each level keeps its own best score in this browser.

What it trains

Media literacy
Spotting wellness marketing.
Priorities
Choosing real rest.

Strategy and tips

One is real
Only one choice per slot is actually offline.
Watch the line
The meter must end under the line for your level.
Expert
Seven slots, a 30% line and the boss's 10-second deadlines.

Why play Digital Detox Influencer?

Detox content keeps people online, watching someone else rest, often to sell an app or a course. Real rest needs no audience.

Frequently asked questions

Is Digital Detox Influencer free?

Yes. It is free and runs in your browser, with no download. Signing up is optional.

Is @calm.with.juno real?

No. Every name, brand, platform and coin in the game is made up. The tricks, though, are real ones you'll meet online.

Is taking a break from screens bad?

Not at all: the game laughs at selling it, not doing it.