The Complaint Department Complaint

Write a complaint about the complaint process, part by part: what happened, why it matters, what you want. Then it gets escalated to you, and you have to pick the reply that actually does what was asked.

Pick the line
Complaints that work

How to play

Write. +50 per strong line: specific, calm and actionable.
Reply. +100 for the reply that answers the ask with a date and a reference.
Three levels. Beginner, Intermediate or Expert, picked before you play: the content and the clock change, and each level keeps its own best score.
Satire. Absurd and warm: every country, office, planet and form is made up, and every run ends on a real admin skill.

Quick tips

Be specific. Dates, places and reference numbers beat adjectives.
Ask for one thing. A clear request with a deadline is easy to say yes to.

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