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Ratio Wars

A fighting game on the bird app where the only attack is “L + ratio + who asked”. The troll feeds on it.

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Ratio Wars

A troll on the bird app posts hot takes for replies. The dunks feel great, but every “L + ratio” feeds the troll and heats the thread. Find the boring moves that actually win before your reputation burns.

Turn-based duel
Not feeding trolls

How to play

Moves. Dunks feed the troll; calm replies with a source, ignoring and muting starve it.
Win. Bring the troll's attention to 0 before your reputation hits 0.
Three levels. Beginner, Intermediate or Expert, picked before you play: the content and the clock change, and each level keeps its own best score.
Satire. Satire with a lesson: every name, brand and platform is made up, and every run ends on how to spot the trick.

Quick tips

Starve, don't dunk. Attention is the troll's only power.
Watch the heat. Above 50, the troll hits your reputation back.

One more tip in the Ratio Wars guide →