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Guru Simulator

A “6-figure passive income” course for people with €12 left. Swipe the claims: real skill or guru hype?

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Guru Simulator

A “6-figure passive income” course is being sold to Sam, who has €12 left until payday. Swipe each claim from the sales page: a real skill, or guru hype? Every hype claim you let through costs Sam money.

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Spotting guru hype

How to play

Swipe. ← Guru hype or Real skill → (arrow keys work). 100 per right call, +20 per streak.
Sam's wallet. Each hype claim let through costs Sam. At €0, the run ends.
Three levels. Beginner, Intermediate or Expert, picked before you play: the content and the clock change, and each level keeps its own best score.
Satire. Satire with a lesson: every name, brand and platform is made up, and every run ends on how to spot the trick.

Quick tips

Look for checkable facts. A syllabus, a refund policy and a teacher you can look up elsewhere are good signs.
Distrust guarantees. Nobody can guarantee income, and “no skills needed” is the tell.

One more tip in the Guru Simulator guide →